Insanity

Ok, so my ex threw a sex toy party and decided to invite the most volatile mix of women I can imagine. Her friend told everyone at the party how her husband had planned on having sex with my ex until he starting going out with her instead. My ex had still been with me at the time. She told this to an entire party of people including his mom and his sister. Whats also crazy is that his sister was there with her new girlfriend who happens to be the last woman he had sex with before he got married to his current wife. At least now people know why I dont talk to him anymore. Oh and then apparently my ex decided to poke his mom in the face with a dildo to wrap things up. I mean why not. No im not joking. This really happened. This is the insanity that has become my life on a day to day basis. Enjoy the chaos folks

Hrmmm

So this girl thats a friend of mine broke up with her BF of over a year today because shes certain hes gay. Is it wrong that I find this hilarious? In her defense he did have a habit of giving guys back and face massages and was on a kick ball team. That is pretty damning evidence right there. Funny thing is its not even close to the most ridiculous thing i've seen this  year, lol.

Beginnings

Started a new dnd group tonight. Yah, I know its geeky, but at least one of the people playing is an attractive girl. I feel this makes it ok, lol. Fortunately, everything went off without a hitch even though I have almost no prep time as a DM. My best improv yet probably.

Wha?

Ever have a random bird come flying at you out of no where in your house when you own no birds? You have? Ever manage to get it out of the house to have a 2nd one come flying at you from another room? Didnt think so, wtf?!?

What to do

For the first time in a long time I have no errands to do, no work, and no school. Not really sure what to do, lol. Everyone is working and its a monday. Feel like a tard for complaining about nothing to do. Sound like a girl that says, "Oh no, ive lost sooo much weight". Nap? Sounds like a plan.

Mothers Day

As a father there is usually no more annoying day than mothers day. Never forget mothers day cards.  You will never hear the end of it. My ex is the mother of my kids so of course i have to get something for her from them even though its totally irrational to get an ex a gift.  In summation, mothers day is retarded.