Kids Bday Parties

I dread getting invites to kids bday parties. I do my best to avoid them like the plague, but every now and then someone asks you enough times you cant get out of it. Spent 3 hours today at such an event. Glad I wore my hat. Not so much because it was sunny out, but to prevent me from ripping my hair out. Of course, there is always that one creepy dude there that looks like he might own a white van that says free candy that is way too happy to watch everyones kids.

Kids Bday parties = Needs more liquor

Nothing Important

Pretty slow day. Nothing noteworthy happened. Enjoyed some 420, but thats hardly earth shattering. Why are random weekdays become far more interesting than my friday nights? Oh well, time for more you tube fail vids and George Carlin Quotes


"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

Phew

Writing blogs is exhausting. Had to take a few days to rest up. Either that or just doing a ton of errands i had backed up. Cleaned up so much I had to add picking up trash bags to my list of crap to do. Spring cleaning I guess? Probably shoulda done it last fall, heh.

Errands

Laundry mowed and lawn washed... or something like that. Feel like im a kid doing chores except I dont think I ever did either of those as a kid.

Donuts

Continued my sunday ritual of running a DnD game and picking up a dozen donuts for the group. Probably the only way I would get up at 10am on a sunday. Cheers to any fellow DnD players out there in blog land.

Oops

Didnt get a chance to blog yesterday. Ive just fully recovered now from a date I had last night, lol. Dont think I will ever top that one. A reminder to all that when someone invites you over at midnight, you go. :P

Eventful thursday full of errands, urg. Now watching king of the hell. Cant stand the show. Wish adult swim would just take it off the air already instead of playing 2 damn episodes of it to start its lineup. I have literally messaged them threatening to kill kittens if they didnt take it off the air. They must hate kittens. Backfired. :/

Tasty

Tried 5 guys burgers for the first time ever. Damn good burger. Damn good fries too. I would definitely put them on the same level as fuddruckers. Not sure I will ever be able to go back to fast food crap again.

Indeed

There is only one thing I can think of that can bring not only the greatest of joys and yet also the greatest of fears and greatest of pains. I am speaking of course of...  a flaming bowl of chocolate ice cream.

Rain

Long rainy day of doing nothing today. Maybe I should turn this into a blog about how awesome naps are. It seems to be what I am doing the majority of the time :P

Good timing

Good thing I slept all day yesterday because my date last night went until 8am. Totally exhausted, but most definitely worth it. There are some things that are worth sleep deprivation.

Sleep

Spent the day sleeping. My only regret is missing lunch :-P

Night out

Got back from a night of beer pong and bong. Feel way more relaxed than i probably would have surfing net.

Great quote

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin

On Friday?

Too tired to write a decent blog post today, must.... take..... nap. Either that or I need to invest in a coffee maker.

Starting this back up

Getting back into the daily blogging thing. Always makes life interesting.

Classes are sick

Slept in a bit and am now too late for my first class. Going to make my other to for the day even though im still sick. Such a huge campus too that i wish i had a segway. Those things are awesome.  Im pretty sure the guy that invented those is rich and won a nobel prize. If he didnt then he should have for its insanity. Time to get some coffee. I wonder when they will start selling coffee IVs so you just hook em right into your veins.

Down with the sickness

So yah still sick. Throat still hurts like a bastid. Spit out some blood this morning, which is always amusing. Vitamin C was a nice tip and has failed. Horse sized Motrin are working out nicely though. I ponder that i should cough into a jar a bit so that when someone really pisses me off I can walk up to them and them to take a whiff. Its a nice way to get them without causing direct physical damage. :P

Gabbage

I feel like garbage right now. Just came down with a cold thanks to my upstairs neighbors who all had it. Starts off with a sore throat, which i cant stand. Id rather have a leaky nose. You would think they would have found a cure for the common cold by now but noooooooooooooooo.  At least now when people ask how i am doing I can say im Illin

Retotted

So I was driving along today and i saw a fat retarded guy in a scooter chair (at no cost to him im guessing). I could tell he was retarded because he was all happy and waving. I decided to wave back and started pondering... Maybe I'd be happier if i was retarded. Momentarily, i considered asking my wife to hit me in the head with a hammer, but decided against it. What if i ended up like Christopher Reeves. No one wants to be Christopher Reeves. So I say this... Dont be afraid to make fun of retarded people. They are much happier than you are and you have every right to be jealous.  If we had more retards around I think society would be less retarded.