Classes are sick

Slept in a bit and am now too late for my first class. Going to make my other to for the day even though im still sick. Such a huge campus too that i wish i had a segway. Those things are awesome.  Im pretty sure the guy that invented those is rich and won a nobel prize. If he didnt then he should have for its insanity. Time to get some coffee. I wonder when they will start selling coffee IVs so you just hook em right into your veins.

Down with the sickness

So yah still sick. Throat still hurts like a bastid. Spit out some blood this morning, which is always amusing. Vitamin C was a nice tip and has failed. Horse sized Motrin are working out nicely though. I ponder that i should cough into a jar a bit so that when someone really pisses me off I can walk up to them and them to take a whiff. Its a nice way to get them without causing direct physical damage. :P

Gabbage

I feel like garbage right now. Just came down with a cold thanks to my upstairs neighbors who all had it. Starts off with a sore throat, which i cant stand. Id rather have a leaky nose. You would think they would have found a cure for the common cold by now but noooooooooooooooo.  At least now when people ask how i am doing I can say im Illin

Retotted

So I was driving along today and i saw a fat retarded guy in a scooter chair (at no cost to him im guessing). I could tell he was retarded because he was all happy and waving. I decided to wave back and started pondering... Maybe I'd be happier if i was retarded. Momentarily, i considered asking my wife to hit me in the head with a hammer, but decided against it. What if i ended up like Christopher Reeves. No one wants to be Christopher Reeves. So I say this... Dont be afraid to make fun of retarded people. They are much happier than you are and you have every right to be jealous.  If we had more retards around I think society would be less retarded.

Penny Bidding

After visiting sites like BidCactus I realize how much I WISH I HAD THOUGHT OF IT FIRST! You can tell they are just raking in the cash. Note to self come up with better ideas.  I dont know about anyone else, but my ideas always sound best when im trashed. Not so much the next day though. Odd right?

Long Day of insanity

Ok so i went to school on no sleep whatsoever and it did drag on for a ridiculously long time. It doesnt help that Chemical Engineering makes for the most boring classes of all time. Heres a pondering.. Why is it that my major is chemical engineering, which is geared towards thermodynamic stuff like heat exchangers and cooling and yet ours is the only damn building without A/C!!!  Egr dpt deserves a face stab. Long sweaty day.

College FTL

Gotta get up for another day of classes at 6am and its already about 1am. Not worth going to bed so I figured I'd just stay up instead. Coffee will rescue me. I seriously wish Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks would deliver.. especially at 1am.

Points site

Figured I'd post about this point site ive been using for a while. Im up to 100$ worth of stuff on it, but it took like 4 months. Its one of those sites where you click links and fill out surveys and about half of them approve. If you have a bunch of free time its a decent way to gain some cash. If you are just looking for quick cash you can sign up and redeem the points immediately for 1$ which shows up in like 3 weeks. So take 5 mins and you get a buck. Its pretty simple...

Points2Shop

Oh and you redeem the points on amazon since its run by amazon and you can convert it to real cash as well. 100 points = 1$

Hari Kari

I told my wife earlier that i was going outside to commit harikari. She asked why i would kill myself. I was like whoa whoa whoa im talking about that old sports announcer guy. Turns out hes dead already. So it didnt take long....    http://www.hulu.com/watch/73359/saturday-night-live-update-harry-caray

First Pondering

I really wish I could get some of those flaming baby things from silent hill to decorate my house for halloween.

OMG LULZ

This is my first ever blog. Everyones doing it, so why shouldnt I. Crazy to post your inner most .... whatevers? Maybe. Lets see how it goes.