Friday, September 10, 2010


So I was driving along today and i saw a fat retarded guy in a scooter chair (at no cost to him im guessing). I could tell he was retarded because he was all happy and waving. I decided to wave back and started pondering... Maybe I'd be happier if i was retarded. Momentarily, i considered asking my wife to hit me in the head with a hammer, but decided against it. What if i ended up like Christopher Reeves. No one wants to be Christopher Reeves. So I say this... Dont be afraid to make fun of retarded people. They are much happier than you are and you have every right to be jealous.  If we had more retards around I think society would be less retarded.


  1. interesting but I wouldn't want to be retarded. Understand the complexities of 2001 A Space Odyssey beyond ooo pretty colors is one of my joys in life.

  2. Is it real happiness..
    only feel the happy and rage sometimes ..
    i think you deserve more than that.


  3. Yooooooo

  4. Cool story, bro! Following and supporting!